i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.
This is art.
Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
Fan: *talking into microphone*
Ashton: Are you a musician because you have wonderful mic technique
Fan: I used to play violin and use to sing
Ashton: Great…you can see that its beautiful
Fan: Thank you…if you could be any musical instrument what would you be?
Ashton: I’d be a violin girl
Did Someone Say Cake?
I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.
How The Sun Sees You is a video I thought was definitly worth sharing.
It highlights the harmful effects of UV radiation and what you can do to stop it.
I couldn’t fit the entire video in gifs, so be sure to give it the original video a look!